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I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

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During my run tonight (3+ miles and slow because of the worst side stitch ever), I was inspired by liftheavyrunstrong’s recent post about asking someone about their culture/story.

I saw a very large man with walking sticks just going about his day and making his way around the 1 mile loop. I passed him twice and so badly wanted to talk to him. Finally, I turned around and said hi. We ended up talking for nearly half an hour!!

He told me that 10 years ago (at age 22), he was injured in Iraq. Tripping on some stairs saved his life, but he was blown off of a building, fell 45 feet, landed on his back, and majorly injured his spine. Somehow, he never got surgery and it healed on its own for the most part.

He used to weigh 185lbs at 6’5” and had the nickname, “Twig.” He could deadlift 500lbs and squat 800lbs (on the Smith machine)!!! What? Now, he weighs 500lbs. After 6 suicide attempts and years of PTSD, he’s decided to make 2014 his year. He said he’s not your typical fat man. His wife is a teeny thing and a chef. He doesn’t eat junk food or fast food as much as one would expect because she meal preps him healthy meals for the week and even freezes some for when she isn’t there.

Soon, he wants to do some 5k’s and 10k’s. I told him a bit about myself, and told him to keep up with it because he CAN do this. Oh, and the small world kicker? He has family in my hometown and college town back in Minnesota.

I am really glad I decided to say hi. I was so nervous, but his story was great and not something I will forget. So, remember this. Say hi. Ask your questions. Worst case scenario, someone will be slightly offended and you’ll never see them again.

this is the best

— 35 minutes ago with 140 notes
him:*laughing* hey
me:why are you laughing?
him:nothing i just missed your voice
my heart:oh goddamit
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stop following me in front 


god i love this show.

This episode was funny

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Bodyslammin’ Nazi’s,

Believe it or not, in the 1930’s American had its own Nazi party.  The German American Bund was a fascist organization founded by the German immigrant Heinz Spanknoble under the directions of Nazi Deputy Chief Rudolf Hess.  The group was openly pro-Nazi and anti-Semitic.  On the eve of World War II a Nazi group in America was about as popular as well… a Nazi group today.

One day in 1939 the Nazi’s at the German American Bund headquarters in New York were astonished to see a diminutive man place a ladder in front of their building and tear down the large sign at their doorway which read "No Dogs or Jews Allowed!".  The Nazi’s wanted retribution, and faster than a Hitler salute the 5’4”, 140 pound little middle aged man found himself surrounded by 20 armed fascist thugs.

The diminutive little man was a Jewish immigrant named Joseph Greenstein.  As a child Greenstein was forced to flee his home in Poland in the early 1900’s to escape a rash of anti-Semitic violence.  Joe Greenstein, also known by the stage name “The Mighty Atom” made a fine living for himself in America as a circus strongman and professional wrestler.  Earning himself the title “The Worlds Strongest Man”, Greenstein’s act included such feats as bending metal bars, straightening horseshoes, biting nails in half with his teeth, driving nails with his bare hands, changing a car tire without any tools, snapping chains wrapped around his chest through chest expansion, squat lifting a car, and resisting the takeoff of an airplane with his hair.  He was also known for having apprenticed with strongmen from Russia and India, trained with the famous heavyweight boxing champion Jack Johnson, and once sustained a .38 caliber pointblank gunshot to the skull without being injured.

The Nazi’s intended to re-arrange Greenstein’s face, free of charge.  One of the Nazi’s sneaked behind Greenstein and pinned his arms while three or four others proceeded to punch and kick him.  The fight only went downhill for the Nazi’s from there.  Moments later the police arrived on the scene to find 20 incapacitated men, and one uninjured Joseph Greenstein.

Greenstein was charged with aggravated assault, grievous bodily harm, and mass mayhem.  However the judge dismissed the case due to disbelief that one man could take on 20.  There was also a severe lack of evidence since 20 of the Nazi’s, many of whom were still in the hospital, refused to testify against him.

During World War II Greenstein did war bond tours for the US Military.  He also trained police officers and soldiers in Jiu Jitsu and unarmed combat.  Greenstein continued his act even into his old age.  He was featured in the Guiness Book of World Records and Ripley’s Believe it or Not.  On his off time he made and sold his own handmade coconut body soaps.  His last act occurred on May 11th, 1977 at Madison Square Garden.  Six months later he lost his final battle, succumbing to cancer at the age of 84.  

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pls lord I need 2 stop being so easily swooned

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This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen


This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

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